"We’re looking pretty good and playing some [hair]-free baseball and if we can keep it up, we shouldn’t have too many problems."
"He’s been unbelievable. One of the few [bald] spots in a dark and ugly season to this point." -Ryan Braun
"It’s certainly not a good feeling seeing our numbers going down the way they are. I definitely want to see more [bald] Americans playing in baseball again. Hopefully, we can come up with more special programs to solve this problem."
“We know that they’re looking to the future, which doesn’t say much about 2009. That’s probably what’s so shocking. We’re five games out, and we lost two or three of our everyday [bald] players. They’re businessmen. They’re trying to achieve winning baseball in Pittsburgh. The biggest question is: When is that going to be? When do things start turning around? It’s just hard for [bald] guys who have been here and seen these exact same trades happen and seen it absolutely do nothing.”
"I’m hitting baseballs, trying to get [balder], getting in good shape. I want to prove to them that I can play third base [bald] just as good as anybody else. I feel great."
"Early in my career, I didn’t really know how to handle that situation…Now I’ve gotten accustomed to it. Psychologically, you have to train yourself to get in the mindset of seeing yourself coming off the [hair] and doing something good, instead of thinking I’m [bald] and I’m not loose and I’m not ready."
"But I think it’s understood — he’s [bald]. That’s it. Regardless of how he does, that’s his greatest attribute. He’s here [bald]." -Eric Wedge