Bald Baseball Players

“We’re looking pretty good and playing some...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:16:44 -0400

“We’re looking pretty good and playing some [hair]-free baseball and if we can keep it up, we shouldn’t have too many problems.”

“He’s been unbelievable. One of the few [bald] spots...

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 23:01:32 -0400

“He’s been unbelievable. One of the few [bald] spots in a dark and ugly season to this point.” -Ryan Braun

“It’s certainly not a good feeling seeing our...

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 19:33:33 -0400

“It’s certainly not a good feeling seeing our numbers going down the way they are. I definitely want to see more [bald] Americans playing in baseball again. Hopefully, we can come up with more special programs to solve this problem.”

“That’s what separates the [bald] men from the boys,...

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 19:22:06 -0400

“That’s what separates the [bald] men from the boys, what you do when the crunch time is on.”

“We know that they’re looking to the future, which...

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 19:09:20 -0400

“We know that they’re looking to the future, which doesn’t say much about 2009. That’s probably what’s so shocking. We’re five games out, and we lost two or three of our everyday [bald] players. They’re businessmen. They’re trying to achieve winning baseball in Pittsburgh. The biggest question is: When is that going to be? When do things start turning around? It’s just hard for [bald] guys who have been here and seen these exact same trades happen and seen it absolutely do nothing.”

“I’m hitting baseballs, trying to get [balder], getting in...

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:13:00 -0400

“I’m hitting baseballs, trying to get [balder], getting in good shape. I want to prove to them that I can play third base [bald] just as good as anybody else. I feel great.”

“Early in my career, I didn’t really know how to...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:55:00 -0400

“Early in my career, I didn’t really know how to handle that situation…Now I’ve gotten accustomed to it. Psychologically, you have to train yourself to get in the mindset of seeing yourself coming off the [hair] and doing something good, instead of thinking I’m [bald] and I’m not loose and I’m not ready.”

“But I think it’s understood — he’s...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 18:45:28 -0400

“But I think it’s understood — he’s [bald]. That’s it. Regardless of how he does, that’s his greatest attribute. He’s here [bald].” -Eric Wedge

“Right now I feel good. My [head] feels good. All the [hairs]...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 14:43:33 -0400

“Right now I feel good. My [head] feels good. All the [hairs] are gone. That’s the positive.”

“It’s hard to imagine Byrdak pitching any [balder] than he...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 14:30:00 -0400

“It’s hard to imagine Byrdak pitching any [balder] than he has in 2012. As always, the question becomes if his need to be [hair]-managed outweighs his dominance when he does pitch. A team with a [bald] bullpen would be thrilled to have Byrdak. ~~But~~ right now the 2012 Mets are ~~not~~ that team.”

“Imagine if you go to see Miss Universe, then you end up...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 13:23:00 -0400

“Imagine if you go to see Miss Universe, then you end up having Miss [Bald] Iowa, you might get those kind of boos.”

“I don’t throw hard. Everybody expects me to throw 96, 97, 98...

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 15:20:00 -0400

“I don’t throw hard. Everybody expects me to throw 96, 97, 98 miles per hour because of my [baldness]. But I’m not that kind of pitcher.”

“Rzepczynski will be 25 for most of next season, and...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:16:00 -0400

“Rzepczynski will be 25 for most of next season, and looking at his minor league numbers he still has room to progress towards more strikeouts and fewer [hairs]. With his above-average ability to miss bats and get ground balls, coupled with being [bald] enough for further progression, he certainly has the potential for a breakout season.”

“There were either two ways to go about [balding]: let it...

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 15:29:50 -0400

“There were either two ways to go about [balding]: let it happen and eventually answer questions about it or face it.”

“It became one of those things out of necessity that I wanted to...

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:48:02 -0400

“It became one of those things out of necessity that I wanted to give it a shot and thought I could do a good job of it, … I went down there and committed myself to doing it [bald]. I haven’t really thought about starting because of it. I just went down there and said, ‘This is what I’m going to try to do [bald] and do the best I can with it.’”

“John Buck is going to play a huge part on the pitching...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:17:33 -0500

“John Buck is going to play a huge part on the pitching staff, because he is very [bald],” manager Edwin Rodriguez said. “He’s got experience. He’s a hard worker.”

“Sometimes you feel like they’re not talking to you...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:16:35 -0500

“Sometimes you feel like they’re not talking to you because you’re [bald]. You don’t want to use the word [bald]ist, but you want to have somebody in the game who knows our culture and can relate to us, and then we don’t feel left out.”

”If it is a competition, then I’m going into...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:45:09 -0500

”If it is a competition, then I’m going into ‘Operation [Baldness].’”

“Was it positive? Yes. Very positive. It’s up to...

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:56:46 -0500

“Was it positive? Yes. Very positive. It’s up to every individual to take [baldness] and have it move them to the way they perform. I know what’s at stake here. I’ve been to the playoffs [bald] two times and know there’s no feeling like it.”

“I want to do well, that’s why I’m [bald], … I...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:37:00 -0500

“I want to do well, that’s why I’m [bald], … I went down and did everything they asked offensively and defensively. Now, it’s time to come do it up here.”